Ivan Basso...your bike hates you.

Image is from ...

http://velonews.competitor.com/2011/07/tour-de-france/tour-de-france-tech-bassos-crazy-seatpost_180944/attachment/on-the-fly-adjustment

So you're such a finicky badass that you need on the fly minute adjustments to the seat height?

Or are you on some new super drug that actually has serious leg length discrepancies while on the bike?

Either way you are sorta a MAJOR douche for this.

I have a Command Post,

but it seems rather useful. Being a 6+ inch travel all mountain bike.

Basso, are you even a contender anymore?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_Basso

I will try to forgive your past dope filled extravaganza.

But for the seatpost...

you had better HTFU and podium like a madman riding that piece of douchebaggery.

The bike will not forgive.