Say you are a weight lifter.
( which is dumb shit to do...pay money to join a gym and lift weights. I mean for fucks sake,
you can pick up rocks for free.)
You are looking to add a little cardio to your routine,
drop some chub and get a bit of fitness.
Running would be shit when you weigh
260 and don't have a neck. That would suck a bag of dicks.
So logically a bike is in order.
But fuck man use some sense. Not this bike.
This is a cousin to
Take a look at the whale dick err seat beam.
That ain't gonna work forever, or maybe it will, but I am not willing to test it.
I certainly have a neck, and am fond of me nether regions, so sure thing buddy
take your 260+ pound 'roid ridden ass and plop it down on the beam.
Them Aero Bars are sweet.
Choo borrow them from Lemond?
I have rarely, if ever, discouraged anyone from riding a bike.
This time I had to.
Imagine how many people muscle guy would have beat the shit out of?
I mean a big mass of man muscle pedaling around on this?
Tell me you could refrain from laughing.